to the left to the left... everything you own in a box to the left

woo-ooo hoo! i just noticed that this is my 301st post in the history of my blog. that's pretty amazing... at least in my books. it's actually not. it's a fairly insignificant feat in anybody's books.. including mine... *siiiiigh*

*wimper wimper*
awww... what's wrong morgan?
:( my tummy hurts...
oh. that's awful. how can i fix it?
:( i don't know. *wimper wimper sob sob*

THAT, my friends, is my inner monologue convo. EX-CITING!
i'm still really tired. rebecca said that it could take up to 6 months for the anesthetic to fully wear off, which means that i could be really tired until the end of june. wow... highlands is going to be fun! haha. actually, i'm really hoping that it wears off long before then. i hate being exhausted. and i hate not having enough time in my day to do anything.

ha. this is somewhat humorous. i was totally coming to my blog to write about something that had been bothering me a little... but then i was like, no no. because i'm not in a particularly negative mood and i didn't really feel like getting all down right before sleep. but now there's THREE things that i want to write about... and though they're not all really 'downer', they're definitely not 'upper'. meh.
i guess, first, is just that i'm frustrated. i had been kind of needing to talk about something for the past little while... and now that the 'need' is gone, i still want to talk about it. i find that so annoying because it would've been such a load off if it would just go away altogether!
second... is that i'm frustrated. hahah. this is what i want to say,
"FUCK! why are you such a jerk?! seriously? because i KNOW that i don't deserve that. and i'm too fucking exhausted to keep up with the wasted effort!" (whoa... holy emo alert!!! WOOoooWOOoooWOOooo)
this is what i'm going to say,
".......................................................... *crickets chirping in the distance*............................."
because i'm a fucking coward. but y'know, sometimes i think actions speak louder. and i'm good at actions.
third, i'm just gonna forget about the third thing for now. gonna sleep on it.

on a lighter note, here's a joke my brother told me. i'll post the answer in a few days, and you're welcome to guess... but if you've already heard it before (and therefore KNOW the answer), it'd be really awesome if you didn't ruin it for anybody who wants to try and guess... just sayin'... so here goes,
so, you know how the girls who work at hooters have big boobs? well, where does a guy with one leg work?