you would think... that in a city that has crazy hot heatwaves EVERY SINGLE YEAR, stores would anticipate the need for an abundance of FANS! FRICK! it is NOT my fault that i waited until it was 'screaming hot' (thank YOU josh klassen for the super-cool weather phrases!) to break down and buy a fan... NOT MY FAULT!
so... do you know what's fun? i will tell you, my friends. working on a sunday morning with just 5 other people. THAT is a good time. woo hoo, is it EVER! (<- this is sarcasm. sometimes i'm NOT sarcastic, believe it or not ... this is NOT one of those times)
wolgram family night is almost upon us! WOOT! i'm just super excited to do something other than work and sleep... it would at least give me something else to talk about. because i discovered, while hanging out with scott and charlotte, that i have basically two things to talk about... one of them is work. the other is... well... it's just one more thing.
my cat looks so tough. i gave her a sweet dog tag on her new collar... it's so cool! and tough... if you get a chance, you should come see. uh huh uh huh
i'm all alone... and i think my house is haunted. things are STILL falling! i totally thought i fixed it with my super sticky foam stuff but now other things are falling too... C-REEEPPY!!
i have the hugest hankering to play cribbage. does anybody want to make a plan to play cribbage with me. mm mmm mmm... CRIBBAGE! heh heh.
i don't know what all you crazy people who didn't like the new pirates movie are talking about. i loved it. i laughed so hard in some parts and i didn't feel like falling asleep ONCE! and there was totally a plot and story line and everything... you're all crazy! that's all i have to say about that.

i hope you're all happy. i have no consistent thoughts... and have just proven that by writing a post containing everything i am currently thinking about. I HOPE... YOU... ARE... HAPPY!!!!!
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