*sigh*
okay... so, we're just going to pretend that i'm not completely crazy, ok? i think that would be a good place to start. i don't "worry too much" :P i just think too much and i listen to what other people say WAY too much. although... that's not saying i don't like what i hear from other people sometimes, i just think that sometimes they're actually wrong... as much as i would like them to be right. but... just so we're clear now... we're gonna stick with the 'not crazy' story, right? ;)

I think we've corrupted this innocent girl enough for one day!
I'm not innocent.
Yes, you are! That's what I like about you, okay? And I don't want this guy taking you to some sketchy quarry in the middle of Newark to find crack whores huffing turpentine or pit bulls raping each other or whatever else is down here!
Man... that's the most worked up I've ever seen you
He's protecting me.
So?
He likes me!
Don't be cute.
He's my knight in shining armor.