so... i had a mini panic attack in the safeway today. i was just running in to get some tp and dish soap (2 things we've been out of for awhile but nobody seemed to want to buy). i just went and grabbed the 'best bang for my buck' tissue and then headed over to the soap aisle. we usually buy the small generic brand bottles because they're generally the cheapest, but i always check for special deals anyways... so today, as i'm looking i notice that there are 3 signs advertising "2 for $5"! immediately, i go woo-hoo (in my head) and then check to see which soap is giving me such a fabulous buy... only to discover that it is the BIG bottle of Palmolive! now, at that point i may have actually given a little mini tigerpump.. and that is the moment that panic set in... when something as small as a liquid soap sale can excite me, something is wrong... am i turning into my mom?! haha, let's hope not. and now for the bad news... today has been, thus far, umm...weird, to say the least. while walking to class this morning, i glanced into the side yard of one of the houses i go past because i thought i saw something move out of the corner of my eye...as it happens, i did see something, and that something was a man jerking-off against the side of this house... EWWW!!! i didn't know what to do. i kept walking as fast as i could. i didn't know what proper protocol was for something like this. when i got to the corner another girl was standing there with a slightly frightened expression on her face, she had seen him too... so we decided to call campus 5-0 and let them deal with it. gross! when i finally got to class (20 minutes late), i sat down next to jaryd who proceeded to shove his finger up my nose! i was in shock...i didn't move...this was strange... though i have already had scott pick my nose for me, it's different when you're sitting in a class... and when there's actually something to be picked! He explained that i had "something" in my nose (i'm sick, so it was clearly a mucous derived substance... umm...eww. haha) and he couldn't let me go all day with it there..."it just wouldn't be right". okay, so why not just tell me it's there? weirdo! (this is the same guy who pushed me down the library stairs though... clearly he's somewhat crazy. haha) After class, i'm walking back to my car when this guy calls out, "HEY! HEY YOU! remember me?!" and it's the creepy drugged out glaring guy from the hospital waiting room... i said "no. sorry." and kept walking. THEN, when i went into the little deli to get a sandwich, the cashier guy looks me over (slightly uncomfortable), says, "you have your tongue pierced." umm..yes, thanks for noticing. "i JUST got my lip pierced and want to know what it'll feel like to kiss. you interested?" WHAT?! no thanks... freak! i suppose that he sort of knows me in the sense that i go in there about 3 times a week but still, i don't even know his name. though, had he persisted, i may have given in simply to satisfy my own curiousity on what it would be like to kiss somebody with a pierced lip...hmm. anyways, are we seeing a trend here? my day has so far been filled with creepers... i don't think i want to go back to school tonight. haha.